my hopes for season two of orange is the new black:
- the word ‘bisexual’
R.I.P to all the friendships where we acted like lovers at some point, and now we barely talk.
THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL VINE
So, last night at All Time Low in Glasgow my friend and I took our horse masks for a laugh and when the band asked for a photo of the crowd, I was asking everyone around me to help lift my friend into the air to be in the photo and someone did and after a few seconds, Alex stopped and said “who let the fucking horse in?” And then when my friend took the mask off he said “oh, she’s cute!” And then “I wanna fuck that horse!” And then they asked for the horse masks and my friend threw one and my other friend threw the other onto the stage and Jack and Rian wore them whilst playing a song and it was so surreal and absolutely amazing
(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs
get to know me meme: [1/10] celebrity crushes → chris evans
↳ “I decided to be ‘Captain America’ because I realized I wasn’t doing the film because it terrified me. You can’t make decisions based on fear.”
tumblr said i “liked” your post, but in reality? i loved it. i love you
people giggling is pretty cute by itself but when someone that youre attracted to starts giggling it could extinguish a million stars and topple nations with the force of the power unleashed.
"steve rogers is so boring"
"captain america is only interesting when he’s a prick"
"captain america doesn’t even have any powers why is he on the avengers"